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Least Favorite Sibling Ornament on Back of Tree

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By Jada Leung SAN GABRIEL, CA – Local knucklehead and 8-year-old Jonathan Munch, of Munch family fame, was left distraught

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By Jada Leung NORTH POLE – As the clock struck November, deep in the vestiges of Alaska or something, the

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In Lieu of Scholarships, Vice Provost Offers Gold Star Sticker and One Toy From the Prize Chest

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By Jada Leung LOS ANGELES, CA – After gleefully spinning the Wheel of Big Fucking Budget Cuts, USC’s Vice Provost

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