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POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”
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POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”

January 19, 2026 Dean Woods 0
Millie Bobby Brown Adopts Fellow Child Actors
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Millie Bobby Brown Adopts Fellow Child Actors

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Business Bro Confused By New MLM Show

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Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 
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POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”
Politics U.S. 

POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”

January 19, 2026 Dean Woods 0

By Dean Woods WASHINGTON, D.C. — Six weeks after removing MLK Day and Juneteenth from the National Parks calendar, Trump

Millie Bobby Brown Adopts Fellow Child Actors
Entertainment 

Millie Bobby Brown Adopts Fellow Child Actors

January 5, 2026 Dean Woods 0
Business Bro Confused By New MLM Show
Entertainment 

Business Bro Confused By New MLM Show

January 4, 2026 Charlotte Dekle 0
Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 
Politics U.S. 

Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 

January 3, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez 0

Politics

POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”
Politics U.S. 

POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”

January 19, 2026 Dean Woods 0

By Dean Woods WASHINGTON, D.C. — Six weeks after removing MLK Day and Juneteenth from the National Parks calendar, Trump

Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 
Politics U.S. 

Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 

January 3, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez 0
Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Actually Leader of Money Laundering Scheme
Politics U.S. 

Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Actually Leader of Money Laundering Scheme

November 27, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0
Student Union Busters Misinterpret Their Job
Politics USC 

Student Union Busters Misinterpret Their Job

November 19, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0

College

USC Dutch Bros Does Not Pass Bechdel Test
College USC 

USC Dutch Bros Does Not Pass Bechdel Test

December 26, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Feminism lost again this weekend when Sack investigative reporters discovered that the

Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students
College USC 

Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students

December 16, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0
Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian
College Editorial 

Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian

December 14, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0
No Change in EVK Menu
College USC 

No Change in EVK Menu

December 10, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0

World

GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes
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GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025 Gracie Silberman 0

By Gracie Silberman ONTARIO MILLS, CALIFORNIA –  A GoFundMe started by College Kids Against Climate Change Club to combat deforestation

Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors
World 

Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors

October 11, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0
Hundreds Gather for National Agoraphobia Convention
U.S. World 

Hundreds Gather for National Agoraphobia Convention

October 5, 2025 Kira Wallace 0
Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album
Entertainment Sports World 

Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album

August 26, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0

Sports

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public
College Sports USC 

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public

November 7, 2025 Noelle Medina 0

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – They grow up so fast! To celebrate being born yesterday, Trojan parents took

USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend
College Sports USC 

USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend

October 6, 2025 Alex Wong 0
Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes
Entertainment Film Bro Friday Politics Sports U.S. 

Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes

September 25, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0
Colorblind MSU Fan Can’t Tell Who To Root For
Sports USC 

Colorblind MSU Fan Can’t Tell Who To Root For

September 20, 2025 Sarah Ruiz 0

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