The Sack of Troy’s Bucket List

•Win 100 meter backstroke in Leavey fountain

•Pole dance on new clock

•Walk past MLK Boulevard…but not too far

•Become first female member of ping pong posse

•Take shots with professor

•Take shots at WRIT 140 professor

•Show up to at least one discussion, participate

•Train squirrel to take selfies with students

•Trick group of Japanese tourists into thinking you’re a tour guide, and actually give a tour

•Converse with international student for at least 30 seconds

•Learn how to pronounce foreign TA’s name

•Pregame SJACS hearing on alcohol abuse

•Say something correct in Casper’s class

•Go to Chano’s sober

•Play frogger on Trousdale dressed as a frog

•Use every ticket on season pass

•Go to a chess tournament to cheer on team

•Become an RA, drink with students, and then write them up

•Talk to Nikias in a Greek accent

•Go into EVK kitchen to give compliments to the chef.

•Find way back to apartment at Lorenzo

•Clean the puke in dorm room for parents weekend

•Shout “How’s the rash” to random tour guide leading group

•Get tutored by an athlete

•Actually finish reading Sack of Troy Article