I Definitely Saw Philomena

by Alex Bartholomew 

I saw Philomena. 

Definitely. 

Yup. 

Saw it. 

Judi Dench? She was in it. And I’m pretty sure her name in it was Philomena. 

Steve Coogan was also in it. He’s pretty funny. I don’t think he was supposed to be funny here. He definitely wasn’t playing Alan Partridge (that’s the British Ron Burgundy, for you Americans out there). He also co-wrote it, according to Wikipedia. 

I’ve heard the movie might be anti-Catholic. I’m not sure about that. It might be. 

The most important thing to stress is that I definitely saw “Philomena.”

I also saw “Nebraska.”