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Month: September 2014

College USC 

USC Auctions Naming Rights for Toilets

September 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Noah Suarez-Sikes LOS ANGELES, CALIF.– Following a brief but mysterious press release from the university, President Nikias has announced

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College USC 

Student Scores Whopping 3% Discount at USC Ticket Office

September 29, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat Breaking: JACKPOT AT THE USC STUDENT UNION After a disappointing day of carefully avoiding road construction, campus

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College USC 

USC to Install Fountain to Commemorate Great Drought of 2014

September 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Tyler Pullen The most recent fixture in USC’s inspiring and entirely necessary construction plans is an elegant fountain surrounding

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Sports 

Baltimore Ravens Ban Players named “Ray”

September 27, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat BALTIMORE, MD–Following the media storm brewing around Ray Lewis and Ray Rice, the Baltimore Ravens have announced

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College USC 

Fertilizer Truck Crashes into TKE

September 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Sabrina Yam and Sondhayni Murmu GREEK ROW–Wednesday evening, a truck full of organic fertilizer crashed into TKE West. It

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College USC 

Feline Celebrity EVKitty Pledges TKE

September 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff THE ROW – Looking for a unique Greek-life experience, USC icon EVKitty rushed TKE this fall, after being

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Climate Change Rally-goers Burn Through Four Tons of Water Bottles

September 21, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff

by Staff LOS ANGELES– This past Saturday, several hundred demonstrators met on the streets of LA to voice their concerns

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College Entertainment 

Film Students Run Out of Film Production Company Names

September 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat USC School of Cinema– This week, tragedy struck the USC School of Cinema, and film schools nationwide:

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College USC 

DPS Implements “Walk Your Wheelchair” Policy on Trousdale

September 19, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Morgan Greenwald In an effort to alleviate congestion during the busier hours on campus, the Department of Public Safety

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Local 

Paramedics Arrive Too Late to Revive UV

September 19, 2014December 13, 2015 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat   W. JEFFERSON BOULEVARD — It was only a matter of weeks, but unfortunately, every second mattered

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