Apple Updates Logo

by Zoe Haddad

Apple CEO Tim Cook announced today that he is gay, prompting the company to revert back to their old rainbow logo. Cook said in a statement today, “The change is more realistic, as an apple may be every color but white. We are here for the future—the future of realism. And the reality is people may be gay. They may be white as well. Listen, this isn’t about race. Let’s move on.”

At press time, Apple photoshopped a stock photo of a happy woman of color into the press photo and released a 16x24in iPad.