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Month: January 2015

Columns Strong Feelings 

Skymall Closes, Ending All Hopes of Ever Being Happy

January 30, 2015December 28, 2015 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above: Heroes get remembered.  But legends never die. What the actual f***. Three times a year I book

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After Yesterday’s Confrontation, Nikias Replaces Hospitality Workers With USG Members

January 29, 2015January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash This week brought news of the ongoing conflict between the university and campus workers, as both sides

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Oil Discovered Beneath Fluor Tower

January 25, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Susan Lin Massive oil reserves discovered underneath USC’s Fluor Tower are suspected to be the real reason for the

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Sports 

Ball So Hard? An Interview with Tom Brady

January 24, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Grace Carballo In a press conference earlier this afternoon, New England Patriots’ quarterback, Tom Brady, addressed the intense societal

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College 

Professor Invents New Group Project, Divides Each Group into Individuals

January 23, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above:  student Edwin Dale enjoys the creative freedom of Dr. Keeble’s group projects Dr. Dan Keeble of

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USC Hires Elderly Curmudgeons To Better Yell At Students On Trousdale

January 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In an attempt to increase safety along Trousdale Parkway, USC recently hired a dozen crusty curmudgeons to

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Not Enough Units Left, Sophomore Drops Social Activism

January 19, 2015June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Last Monday, USC sophomore Dana Steuben finally decided to register for a course in

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