Child Failed to Post Mother’s Day Selfie On Facebook, Disowned by Mother

by Staff

ANYTOWN, USA–Today is Mother’s Day, a time where sons and daughters give their thanks not by showering their mothers with gifts, but by posting selfies of themselves with their respective moms.

Christina Applebaum, sophomore, neglected to follow along with the tradition because she’s a “non-conformist.” She received an angry phone call from her mother Sharon at 4:36 PM.

According to Christina, Sharon has offically filed for disownment of her daughter, cancelled tuition payment, and abruptly hung up after yelling, “It’s been nice knowing ya, NOT!”