Porn Star Hits Rock Bottom by Agreeing to Be in Ted Cruz’s Ad
WASHINGTON, DC — Presidential candidate Ted Cruz recently pulled his advertisement entitled “Conservatives Anonymous.” It seemed to be just a normal, eye-roll-inducing, Rubio-bashing ad, until it was revealed that the ad starred softcore pornographic film performer, Amy Lindsay.
Lindsay has received major backlash for agreeing to star in such a hideous and immoral video.
“I’m just so embarrassed,” says Lindsay, “after 20 years of being a relatively successful porn actor, this is what my career has come to. You have to understand. I was really desperate for money. I was up against the wall. And not in the fun way.”
Lindsay’s parents, both life-long Democrats, have expressed disappointment upon seeing the video.
“We have always been very supportive of her dream to go to LA and become a porn star,” said her mother. “Sure, we’re not naïve. We know how hard it is to make it in the porn industry, but we never expected her to go down such a shameful road.”
“Imagine my surprise when I accidentally stumbled across this Republican video,” her father sheepishly added, “No, I don’t even remember how I found it. It’s not like I look up Republican ads in my alone time. Probably spam or something…It was in an email link a friend sent me.”
Lindsay is relieved that the ad has been pulled from television.
“At least none of my friends or prospective employers can see it anymore,” she stated in a recent interview. “I really dropped the ball on this one. And as any of my previous co-stars will tell you, I almost never do that.”
