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Benny and the Sharks

February 7, 2018 Sara Linden

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  • ← Fifth Member of Friend Group “Doesn’t Understand What’s So F*cking Funny”
  • Scientists Finally Agree On What Constitutes Third Base →

Sara Linden

After spending her youth in the jungle of Missouri, Sara came to Los Angeles to become a screenwriter. She likes Ghostbusters, ice cubes, and self sabotage, but not all at once.

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