Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

Is it true?

Ms. Eilish’s specific badness has been disputed, as reported above. With the “Duh!” at the end there Ms. Eilish also implies her badness is the standard, however the fact that someone on this Earth could operate a private Carribean “Island of Sin” for so long disproves this assumption.

Sorry Billie. This one’s a 100% complete, reality-bending fabrication.