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Quiz: Who’s Out There?

By Melanie Hoffmann

Hey, guys! I got the brewskis from the garage. Woah, where is everybody?

*Ominous creak*

*Gust of wind*

Correct!

Wrong!

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Paul? Lisa? R.J.? Scoot?

*scratching on the door*

*static from the radio because this is an old cabin*

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Wrong!

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Okay, very funny. Are you gonna come out now?

*Twig snaps outside*

*Children’s laughter*

Correct!

Wrong!

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Not cool, guys. I thought we were gonna get smashed and play spin the bottle.

*Knife sharpening*

*Floorboard creaks*

Correct!

Wrong!

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Who’s out there?

*creepy synth music begins playing*

*a blood curdling scream*

Correct!

Wrong!

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