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Quiz: Which Famous Historical Trainwreck Did You Feel Like This Semester?

November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Jack Martino 68926 Views

by Jack Martino

How are you feeling right now?

Tired

Angry

Overwhelmed

Completely lost

Correct!

Wrong!

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What are you going to do over break?

Sleep. And sleep more.

Start practicing voodoo so I can give my classmate/professor/parent a painful revenge for how I was treated this semester

Cry over fallen gpa

Finally learn how to use Zoom

Correct!

Wrong!

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What are your plans for next semester?

Take 2 Units of Naptime

Hire a hitman to take out your ex-professor/classmate/parent

I don’t know? Drop out?

What’s going on?

Correct!

Wrong!

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What kind of study music do you use?

Mario Kart Soundtrack

Death Metal

Math Rock

Chill Beats to Study/Relax to

Correct!

Wrong!

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How many books did you read this semester?

All of them

I was too busy with boxing lessons to read

As much as I could keep up with

What books?

Correct!

Wrong!

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Pick a Number:

102

101

97

98

Correct!

Wrong!

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