Dear Mom: Baby Want Milk

By Staff

Dear Mom,

Baby hungies! Me want milky now! Give booby!

-Michael

Dear Michael,

Oh, are you hungry already? My big strong boy, you’re gonna grow up to be so big, just like Daddy! Alright, there you go. Yes, I know, you’re so— ouch! You little shit! When did you grow teeth? 

Love, Mom