Quiz: Which “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” Lyric Describes Your Sex Life?
By Drew Thomas-Nathan
The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex life can be summed up by lyrics from the classic Hanukkah earworm “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel.” They devised this quiz so that you too can finally have your sex life described by that song Jewish kids sing while placing bets with chocolate.
What gender do you identify as?
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What’s your favorite dessert?
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What’s your favorite color?
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Which Maccabee sibling would you trust to borrow your car and return it without a scratch?
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Who’s your favorite Guardian of the Galaxy
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Do you even know what dreidel is?
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When was the last time you called your mother?
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The menorah in the original Hanukkah story only had enough sacred oil to last one day. How many days did it miraculously last?
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What’s your opinion on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict?
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“Staccabees Dreidels” by Staccabees is licensed under CC BY 2.0
