8 Normalized Things We Need To Start Sexualizing
#8 Our Friend, Zephyr
You might think with a name like Zephyr, he’d have a mystical, unique, even seductive aura to him – but nope! Not our friend! He’s a real dud. More forgettable than a hydrogen bond eating vanilla ice cream watching Agent Cody Banks. However, it’s 2021 and everybody deserves a shot. Even people with DNA that’s 100 percent schmo deserve their cheeks clapped – and we’d like Zephyr to be a prime example of that. We’ve stopped calling him “Cheugy McForgettable” whenever he walks into Sack pitch meetings, but we’re trying to take it a step further – so if you ever see this median of humanity walking by you in the USC Village, be sure to give him a creepy lil’ wink!
That’s it for this list! Remember: normalizing things is good, but sexualizing them is even better. So next time you see a condescending Instagram graphic saying that gatekeeping leg hair from men in crop tops is something we need to unlearn or whatever, ask yourself: how can I make this message more fuckable?
