Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately

By Staff

Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus due to “personal reasons.” After 8 years of making music, the band reportedly figured out what was more important to them; an 8 year age difference between them and their girlfriends.

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