EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out On Roe v. Wade

We at the Sack of Troy firmly believe in giving a voice to the voiceless. So we did.

SACK: How do you feel after this momentous decision?

FETUS: I do not care. I am a fetus.

You must be so relieved that these brave justices have finally protected your rights.

I do not care. I am a fetus.

I see what you mean. The fight is not over, right? Only 13 states have trigger laws to make abortion immediately illegal.

I do not care. I am a fetus.

Pro-life advocates everywhere have spoken for you—screamed death threats even—at devastated women outside of abortion clinics across the nation. What words of gratitude do you have for them?

I do not care. I am a fetus. 

42 bombings. 186 arsons. All for you.

I do not care. I am a fetus.

I get it. You’re worried to gloat while millions upon millions of women are stripped of their autonomy and basic human rights, but this is a worthy sacrifice, right?

I do not care. I am a fetus.

Aren’t you thankful? Think of it like this: No one speaks out for a rock being chucked into the ocean.

I do not care. I am a fetus.

Fair, rocks aren’t alive. Let me rephrase. No one speaks out for a blade of grass being stomped on.

I do not care. I am a fetus.

Okay. Is that to say you have no will to live, or are you purely incapable of conscious thought and experience?

I do not care. I am a fetus. 

God probably cares a lot, though. Have you considered that? I feel like you’re being a little selfish here. 

I do not care. I am a fetus.

You challenging my book makes me uncomfortable. What about me?

I do not care. I am a fetus.

Look. If you don’t care, then who are we doing this for?

I do not care. I am a fetus.