Biden Team Luckily Doesn’t Need To Worry About Long Term Covid

By Lexa Ornes

WASHINGTON, DC — With the news that Biden has been diagnosed with Covid-19, his team told the public not to fret, as longterm Covid is likely not to affect him. “Honestly, given that the life expectancy in the United States dropped from 79 to 76 years during the pandemic, he’s really been living on borrowed time. So, even if he does have long-term effects we believe that it won’t be THAT long-term,” stated Karine Jean-Pierre. “At the end of the day, this just goes to show anyone can get Covid. Even double vaccinated and boosted mediocre presidents. In fact, the odds of reinfection might just be higher than his approval rating.”

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