Girlfriend Just Doesn’t Use Instagram Like That

By Izzy Ster

LOS ANGELES, CA — On National Boyfriend Day, local woman Jessica Moore got into a fight with her boyfriend Chris Langston due to her lack of posting on National Boyfriend Day. “I just don’t really post that much on social media. I know he wants me to but, like, isn’t our relationship more than that? Doesn’t he trust that I love him enough? Also like what if my sneaky link from home sees?” Moore has instead opted for sending an extra sentence in a good morning text while Langston has bought himself roses from Trader Joe’s and cried himself back to sleep muttering quietly to himself, “if she wanted to, she would.”