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By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES — Two months after Governor Gavin Newsom vetoed legislation to reduce light pollution, Griffith Observatory

By Bill Rockas WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, has instituted an expansive network of juvenile children to

By Joshua Wolk WHOVILLE — After waking up little Cindy-Lou Whoberg, Ye was caught tip-toeing into a Jewish household and

By Scott Altsuler We all know that one person that takes their birthday and celebrates the whole week, and I

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the upcoming holiday, children across Los Angeles County have banded

By Bill Rockas INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Beloved drunkard Reuben Waine celebrated his employment as a driver by pregaming his first

By Levi Elias ATLANTA, GA — This Tuesday, December 6th, Georgia Senate candidates Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock will engage

By Rachel Michelman PROVO, UT – After graduating from high school and the Eagle Scouts, Elijah Whitmore has been inducted

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