Alec Baldwin Attends Trump Rally

By Levi Elias

BUTLER, PA – After the dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s dramatic and highly publicized manslaughter trial in the tragic death of Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, Baldwin decided to take a nice, overdue vacation in Butler, Pennsylvania, where his presence was truly felt.

While on a stroll through one of downtown Butler’s beautiful parks, Baldwin overheard some rumblings and happened across a rally for former president and 2024 Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. And Baldwin did what any Baldwin brother would do upon seeing a crowded group of people, he started blasting. 

“Having a gun in your grip just makes you feel like a real man,” says Baldwin. “And that’s why I’m voting for Donald Trump! Who did I shoot by the way?”

Since the Trump shooting, Baldwin has been forced to spend about 15 minutes in a private prison to think about his actions, before he goes out blasting again.