Rivalry Game Actually Just A Mid-Off

By Izzy Ster

PASADENA, CA — Following much anticipation for the 2024 USC V. UCLA rivalry game, both teams fought over a “lesser of two mid teams” glory rather than the Victory Bell.

With a whopping score of 19-13, the only notable highlight of the game, as reported by ESPN, was the brief cat fight before half time. Luckily, the Trojans prevailed to protect their mediocre reputation.