Election Deniers Bummed That Trump’s Second Term Almost Over

By Bill Rockas CASPER, WY – Through Twitter, Truth.Social, and your step dad’s group chat, election deniers everywhere are expressing

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By Bill Rockas PHOENIX, AZ – Pathetic simpleton Frank Lellen hit an existential crisis at the age of 32, leading

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By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – College freshman Earl Corlin has been introducing himself as an Alabama native with

By Bill Rockas SEATTLE, WA – Fall is here and it’s time the crematories got in on the fun! All

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Diana Heffler, a recent widow, has exhausted multiple counseling forums, but the student