Short Man Has Tall Parents
by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition
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Self-Respecting Dog Believes Right Squirrel Won’t Need to be Chased
By Christine Politte PASADENA, CA — For local pooch Murphy, the dog days are over — or at least the Read more
Smarty Pants First Grader’s Favorite Color “Clear”
by Christine Politte VERMONT AVENUE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL -- While most of Ms. Lori Miller’s first grade students spent Tuesday coloring Read more
Friend’s Kid Fat
by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA -- Multiple sources close to the family have confirmed that Thomas Henderson’s son, 10-year-old Read more
Report: Mom Not Going to Ask You Again
by Christine Politte It’s been two hours since Mom asked you to take out the trash, and you haven’t moved Read more
Parents Thinking of Trying Restaurant That Opened Five Years Ago
by Christine Politte OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS -- During a phone call this Saturday, sophomore Leah Anderson’s parents said they were Read more
Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom
by Christine Politte STAUFFER SCIENCE LECTURE HALL -- I’ve been sitting in this lecture hall for an hour and Professor Read more
Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument
by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE-- When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled Read more
Dentist More Disappointed in Man Than Father Ever Was
by Christine Politte When Craig Butler went to his appointment at Wilkerson Dental on Thursday, he was expecting a bit Read more
Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again
by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However, Read more