Woman Stops Talking to Self Due to Dull Conversation
by Christine Politte UNIVERSITY PARK-- After a tumultuous relationship lasting two decades, junior Leah Carpenter made the tough decision to Read more
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Washing Roommates’ Dishes Prepares Woman for Future as Unappreciated Housewife
by Christine Politte TROY HALL -- When sophomore Jackie Wallace gets home each evening, a stack of her roommates’ dirty Read more
90% of Weeks Declared “Rough” by Monday Afternoon
by Christine Politte As the semester begins, increasing numbers of students are struggling to get through the week. In the Read more
Look Out World, I Just Got Bangs, Which Negate All My Previously Ingrained Habits and Personality Traits!
by Christine Politte I see the heads turning as I walk down the street. I hear the people saying, “Did Read more
Touching Legs With Fellow Uber Pool Passenger Most Intimate Contact Woman Has Had This Year
by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA -- When Valerie Mason climbed into her Uber Pool last Thursday night, she was Read more
“This is My Year,” says Woman Who’s Made Zero Changes
by Christine Politte After a long, relaxing summer, junior Kelsey Holiday returned to campus excited to begin a new chapter Read more
Loft Beds Provide Low-Cost Alternative to Mile-High Club
by Christine Politte USC Village — Sophomore Jacob Winschel may not have an eighteen thousand horsepower engine, a highly trained Read more
Laundry Day Can’t Justify That Apocalypse of an Outfit
by Christine Politte USC — When Curtis McCormick walked into his biology class on Friday sporting a tight, orange shirt with Read more
Smug Nerd Who Actually Did Readings Turns in Pop Quiz Early
by Christine Politte USC — When Comparative Politics Professor Robert Higgins surprised his class with a pop quiz on Monday, Read more
Student Teetering on D- Makes Desperate Sports Banter with Professor
by Christine Politte USC — After receiving an F on his last Writing 150 paper bringing his grade to a Read more