USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users
By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is
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“Wait, What’d You Say?” Asks Third Friend On Narrow Sidewalk
By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES — They say three’s a crowd, and no one understands this better than Freddie Putz, Read more
College Sophomore Epitome of Adulthood According to College Freshman
By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA — According to freshman Leah Wolfe, sophomore Emily Griffiths can add a new item Read more
Anime Kid From Middle School Grew Up Just How You Expected
by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a completely predictable turn of events, social media posts confirmed this weekend Read more
Local Man Awfully Smug No One Has Any Allegations Against Him
by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES-- In the wake of recent allegations of sexual misconduct by high-profile men, local man Jason Read more
Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father
by Eloise Rollins-Fife RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER -- Whether it be Mozart attempted by an aspiring Thornton student, Chopsticks banged Read more