Area Woman Different, Only Drinks Water From Industrial Sized Mason Jar
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Girlboss Alert! Mom Made Fathers Day All About Her
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Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”
By Emily Torp CAPE CORAL, FL – This girl (gas station) is on fire! Literally! A Southern Florida Shell Gas
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Republicans Launch “Go Fund Me” Alternative “Get a Job, Loser”
By Emily Torp BOISE, ID – Republicans have developed a platform for individuals going through financial hardship to rival the
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New Amazon Alexa Feature Orders Tums Every Time A Juicy Toot is Audibly Detected
By Emily Torp SEATTLE, WA – Amazon Headquarters just announced that Alexa will soon be able to automatically order Tums
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Area Man Dies After Eating Raw Donkey Meat, Girlfriend says He Died “Doing What He Loved”
By Emily Torp LAS VEGAS, NV – George Glass, of Henderson, passed away following a tragic incident involving consuming raw
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Gov. Newsom Offers Discounted Disney Passes to Californians To Avoid Recall Election
By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom is cutting the price of Disneyland single day tickets
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Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman
By Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX – Helicopter Ingenuity, or “Ginny,” as her operators in Houston call her, successfully landed on
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Baby Nut Follow’s Potato Head’s Lead, Now to be Referred to as “Baby Legume”
By Emily Torp NEW YORK – Mr. Peanut’s successor, Baby Nut, of the Planters franchise, has formally requested to be
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Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome Baby #7 via Stealing It
By Emily Torp NEW YORK, NY – Weeks after announcing the birth of their sixth child, Lucia, who was born
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