BREAKING: Chocolate Explosion Cake Kills 10
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- This week a seemingly delectable dessert took the lives of more innocent foodies. Read more
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Camaro With Autobots Decal Probably Real Transformer
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- Local man Spencer Reiss was driving down the 110 last Wednesday when he Read more
Maple Syrup Bottle Sticky
by Jack Hackett MACON, GA -- At the Waffle House off of Chambers Rd, local man Cliff Richards went to Read more
Local Shaman Resurrects Picture on TV by Jiggling HDMI
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- While party host Harold Franks and his friends were watching the Rams game Read more
This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It
by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL - Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s Read more
Man Failing Song on Guitar Hero Swears He Can Play It on Real Guitar
by Jack Hackett CLEVELAND, OH -- After failing Foghat’s “Slow Ride” on easy for the fifth time in a row, Read more
In Memoriam: Locked Up, Dismantled Bikes
This video is here to remember the lives of those who got us from A to B. We'll remember them Read more
Bomb Squad Tries Defusing Mom Counting to 3
by Jack Hackett LITTLE ROCK, AR — The LRPD Bomb Squad was called to a Walmart parking lot Wednesday to Read more
Area Baseball Fan Wouldn’t Have Swung at That
by Jack Hackett ANAHEIM, CA — Last night at Mickey’s Pub, area baseball fan Frankie Johnson watched an Angels player Read more
Texter Distracted by Man Watching Movie
by Jack Hackett ATLANTA, GA — As the lights dimmed, local teen Sarah Greenberg settled into her seat at AMC Read more