Student Stuck Home Over Summer Claws at Window Like Trapped House Cat
by Jack Hackett and Chai Karve CUPERTINO, CA -- Thinking it was a good idea, rising junior Maddox Hamilton decided Read more
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Local Man Mildly Miffed by Excessively Long Receipt After Buying One Thing
by Jack Hackett, Chai Karve, and Tarek Roshdy CVS -- After going through self-checkout, Local man Terry Rivers received an Read more
Festival of Books Just Comic Con for Nerds
by Jack Hackett USC -- This past weekend, thousands attended the LA Times Festival of Books on campus, which is Read more
Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank
by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE -- Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank Read more
Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break
by Jack Hackett USC -- While all of his friends went away, sophomore Quinlan Buxter decided to stay on campus Read more
Outraged Area Man to Boycott Attending Oscars, Still Going to Watch It On TV
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- Due to the recent outrage over the lack of diversity of Oscar nominees, Read more
Line Goes Around the Block for ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip’ Premiere
by Jack Hackett AMC PARKWAY POINTE—For the past few days, Alvin and the Chipmunks fans began forming a line outside
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Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds
by Jack Hackett USC–On Sunday, Matt Jackson kicked open the doors to Seeds with a dumb grin on his face.
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