Sack of Troy Official Oscars Predictions
by Hannah Ceselski & Keith Herrmann It's been a busy week here at The Sack, but we finally got it Read more
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Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns
by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO -- Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of Read more
Number of Forks in Take-Out Bag Indicate Woman’s Meal Intended For More Than One Person
by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS -- Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a Read more
Dog Has Person Name
by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA -- The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week Read more
Selfish RA Keeps All the Good Condoms For Himself
by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on Read more
Heartwarming! This Teacher Has a Handshake with Each of His Students and They Still Hate His Guts
by Hannah Ceselski TRUMAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL – Second grade teacher Kevin Wheeler isn’t like other teachers. He’s a cool teacher. Read more
Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face
by Hannah Ceselski JERUSALEM – All of Christ’s disciples sat and watched in abject horror as Judas Iscariot made an Read more
Local Dad Assures Frightened Toddler That Human Beings Are the Real Monsters
by Hannah Ceselski | photo credit CALABASAS, CA -- Local dad Robert Milligan was proud to fulfill his fatherly duties as Read more
Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of
by Hannah Ceselski USC -- Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still Read more