Report: Guys, Elvis JUST Died. Seriously. He Died TODAY.
by Joey Rayburn BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Elvis Presley, the international superstar best known by his moniker “The King of Read more
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Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful Read more
Super Bowl Party Could Have Just Been Regular Party
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the country, Americans gathered in living rooms and planted themselves in front Read more
Student Graduates Semester Early to Get Jump Start on Unemployment
by Joey Rayburn USC – Senior Roger Morris has just finished college an entire semester early, meaning he's about to Read more
Man Didn’t Realize He Was Offering Sweatshirt as Collateral in Event of Break-Up
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s going to be a chilly winter for one local man whose recent Read more
Frat Bros Begin Hibernation After Storing Enough Juul Pods and Misogyny for Winter
by Joey Rayburn THE ROW – With the beer-stained folding tables tucked away haphazardly and the rent deposit hopefully paid, Read more
Report: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?
by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last Read more
Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City
by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly Read more
Board of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks
by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation Read more
Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang
by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks Read more