12 Year Old Receives 3 Miami Dolphins Players in Trade for Full Size Snickers Bar

October 31, 2019January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone 2134 Views

By Jonathan Krone MIAMI, FLORIDA — In a move that shocked analysts and organizations throughout the league, local 12-year-old Bryce Davidson Read more

Local

Student Starves to Death After Being Trapped in Chair-Desk Hybrid

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Jonathan Krone 1801 Views

by Jonathan Krone TAPER HALL OF HUMANITIES — Tragedy struck the Trojan Family today when freshman Max Rosenberg starved to Read more

College Local

Carol Folt Accidentally Sends Blank Scandal Email Template to The Entire School

October 2, 2019June 17, 2020 Jonathan Krone 5812 Views

By Jonathan Krone UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — While messing around with different font colors, new USC President Carol Folt accidentally Read more

College

Freshman Gets Name, Major, and Hometown Tattooed on Forehead

September 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Jonathan Krone 3339 Views

By Jonathan Krone PARKSIDE ARTS & HUMANITIES — Adjusting to college life can be difficult for many, but Freshman Drew Read more

Politics

Theresa May Excitedly Pitches “Breturn” to Parliament

April 26, 2019January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone 2502 Views

by Jonathan Krone LONDON, ENGLAND -- Following recent turmoil with the Brexit deal, Theresa May has brought an exciting new Read more

Attention Vortex

Quiz: Which Beatle Are You, Except You Can’t Be Ringo ‘Cause I Called Dibs on Ringo

October 2, 2018January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone 8631 Views quizzes