Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration
By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved Read more
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Art Major Draws Nudes So He Can Be Productive AND Horny
by Jose Cardenas ROSKI -- In a curious case of specialization, sophomore Adam Sava exclusively draws and paints nude figures, Read more
Pole Everyone Kicks During Football Games Speaks Out About Abuse
by Jose Cardenas EXPOSITION BLVD, CA -- USC faced a new scandal this week as that one pole everyone kicks Read more
Grandma of Grandson Who Needs a Haircut Takes Matters Into Own Hands
by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA - After his college graduation, Martha Boxen finally reunited with her grandson Nathaniel and Read more
Medieval Peasant Feels Out of Place in USC Village
by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA -- Merek Rolfepayne the Third said he felt out of place in USC Village, Read more