Woman Sips Vodka-Sodas Like She Won’t Be Vag Deep in Cheesy Gordita Crunch Within Hour
by Kim Rogers Perched on a barstool at the Baker Street Pub, area dieter Katherine Fink took dainty sips from Read more
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Business Presentation Using More Prop Work Than Called For
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES-- Local advertising agency executives left their all-staff meeting shocked on Wednesday, after witnessing a funding Read more
Uncle on Ancestry.com on Brink of Discovering Huge Cover-up in Family History
by Kim Rogers While filling in his family tree late Thursday night, local uncle Dan Polinski came dangerously close to Read more
Whole Branch of Family Rolls Up With One Side Dish
by Kim Rogers After hours of toiling over the stove and resetting the oven timer, local martyr Delilah Owens was Read more
Area Captain Jack Sparrow Needs Help With His Makeup
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES-- Local Captain Jack Sparrow and area Lucille Ball readied their home Saturday in anticipation of Read more
Relationship Reaches Milestone as Woman Forgets Own Creative Ambitions
by Kim Rogers After one year of exclusive dating, Chelsea Sawyer and her boyfriend Marshall Brooks took their relationship to Read more
Weakest Link Very Enthusiastic About Physical Education Course
by Kim Rogers USC -- Monday morning, local “weak link” Garrett Carter got up extra early to stretch for his Read more
Area Woman Can’t Hear Date Over Ticking of Biological Clock
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA-- No matter how close she leaned in, area woman Martha Pratt couldn’t make out Read more
Bottom of Ice Cream Pint Only One With Balls to Tell Desperate Woman “Enough is Enough”
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- After getting laid off in January, desperate woman Marcia Bell cracked open a Read more
Graduating Senior Finds Cute, Cheap Pad in Parent’s Basement
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- After landing an enviable entry-level position as a hostess at her local Macaroni Read more