Lol, Severed Penis on Sidewalk Pretty Small
By Levi Elias ALBANY, NY — Onlookers on Clarksville Road couldn’t help but let out a little giggle during their
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Opinion: Why I, A Straight White Cisgender Male, Will Be Watching This Season Of Dancing With The Stars With A Keen Eye
By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Because I like it. It’s pretty good.
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USC Steps Away in 4th Quarter To Honor Yom Kippur
By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn
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A Sack of Troy Investigative Report: How To Bribe Your Way Into Clubs At USC
By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Each year, clubs at USC are getting harder and harder to get into
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Freshmen Report: Every Friend Group Already Formed
By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented
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Alec Baldwin Attends Trump Rally
By Levi Elias BUTLER, PA – After the dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s dramatic and highly publicized manslaughter trial in the
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Dramatic Arts MFA Holds Going Out Of Business Sale
By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Acting. A profession notorious for a masters degree being its barrier of entry.
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Who Said Originality Is Dead? 2024 Mean Girls Movie Musical Spawns New Musical Based On Movie Musical Movie Movie Musical Movie
By Levi Elias HOLLYWOOD, CA — Box office sales roared into the new year with the re-re-re-release of fan favorite
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Future Salary Directly Correlated With How Often You Post on LinkedIn
By Levi Elias SUNNYVALE, CA — A study conducted by USC Marshall’s Department of Research and Employment Analytics determined that
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UN Updates Weapons of Mass Destruction List To Include Uno Reverse Card
By Levi Elias NEW YORK CITY, NY — This past week, the United Nations Council on Nuclear Domination and World
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