Film School Is a Lot Like Summer Camp, Even Though I Never Attended a Summer Camp

by Rob Smat Rob Smat is currently pursuing a PhD in astrophysics, whether he is aware of it or not.

Man Wastes Helicopter

by Rob Smat WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Florida man, and local asshole, landed a single pilot helicopter on the Capitol

by Rob Smat USA–Robert Menendez (D-NJ, NASA, ASPCA, ABCDEFG), was indicted today on multiple accounts of fraud, bribery, and efforts

by Rob Smat SACRAMENTO — “Gotcha!” announced California Gov. Jerry Brown. “April Fools.” This morning’s announcement by Gov. Brown to

by Rob Smat EXPERT HQ — Following the announcement that the animated children’s TV Show, Duck Tales, was getting a reboot

by Rob Smat USC’s Entrance 5 is officially open once more! Join Sack of Troy News reporter Rob Smat for

by Rob Smat MCCARTHY QUAD, USC — Oh, the folly of man. Specifically one man: Arnoz Curry, biomedical engineering major,

by Rob Smat USG PRESS CENTER (TROUSDALE PARKWAY) — Election week has come to a close. As USC prepares to

by Rob Smat USC–It all began on a dark and stormy night. (Or at least, that’s how I’ll start the

by Rob Smat OVAL OFFICE, D.C. — President Obama, as well as numerous political and public officials, have taken to