USC Football Still a Thing
by Rob Smat and Tyler Pullen LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM — “USC Football is totally still a thing,” shouted Pat
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The Sack Reviews: Interstellar
by I AM WHO I AM, a.k.a. God, a.k.a. Yahweh When the Sack asked me to do a guest piece
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USC Actress Stuck in Cliché-Filled Beginner’s Level Student Film
by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all
Read moreAfter Election, CNN Returns John King to Basement Until Next Year
by Rob Smat Photoshop by Jack Koppa CNN HQ, ATLANTA — Citing the inevitable end to their day of election
Read moreFilm Industry Scientists Create Black Hole in Attempt to Show 2-D Movie in 4DX
by Rob Smat REGAL CINEMA LABS, EARTH — L.A.’s Regal Cinema, located just south of downtown, has recently become the
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Governor Declares Los Angeles Free of Ebola, Water
by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES, CA — Los Angeles residents, Angelenos, citywide have taken to celebration following the announcement of
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Great Shake Out Drill Makes Earthlings Look Stupid
by Rob Smat USC–At precisely 10:16am on October 16th, 2014, two great events in California state history coincided. The first
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Student Scores Whopping 3% Discount at USC Ticket Office
by Rob Smat Breaking: JACKPOT AT THE USC STUDENT UNION After a disappointing day of carefully avoiding road construction, campus
Read moreBaltimore Ravens Ban Players named “Ray”
by Rob Smat BALTIMORE, MD–Following the media storm brewing around Ray Lewis and Ray Rice, the Baltimore Ravens have announced
Read moreFilm Students Run Out of Film Production Company Names
by Rob Smat USC School of Cinema– This week, tragedy struck the USC School of Cinema, and film schools nationwide:
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