Parents Unsuccessfully Feign Surprise When Son Comes Out of Closet
by Matt Hanisch DECATUR, IL -- Though Susan and Jonathan Hardy tried their best, they were unable to contain their Read more
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Students Hold Séance to Contact Café 84 and Ground Zero
by Matt Hanisch USC Campus - On Thursday night, a group of students gathered to use other-worldly means to contact Read more
Dean Daley “Monitoring” the Bryan Singer Situation Like Freshman “Monitoring” his GPA
by Matt Hanisch USC - Elizabeth Daley, dean of USC’s School of Cinematic Arts, responded to a petition to change Read more
Man with Hokey Pokey Addiction Finally Turns Himself Around
by Matt Hanisch PASADENA, CA -- After a long, dizzying battle, Jimmy Norton has finally overcome his addiction to the Read more
Kid with Peanut Allergy Won’t Stop Making Such a Big Deal About It
by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA -- Eugene Harris has a history of shoving his problems in other people’s faces, Read more
Only Thing Missing from Bride’s Extensive Wedding Plans Is Actual Groom
by Matt Hanisch BOISE, ID -- It’s the day she’s been dreaming about forever, and it’s just around the corner. Read more
Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!”
by Matt Hanisch USC -- Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left Read more
That One Kid Still Laughing at Professor’s Joke
by Matt Hanisch TAPER HALL — Sources indicate that “that one kid” is still cracking up about the corny joke Read more
Wow! This Tour Guide Said “F**k It” and Decided to Give an Honest Tour of Campus
written and directed by Matt Hanisch starring Kim Rogers Read more
Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out
by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to Read more