Local Parents Unsuccessfully Feign Surprise When Son Comes Out of Closet January 25, 2018 Matt Hanisch 3886 Views by Matt Hanisch DECATUR, IL -- Though Susan and Jonathan Hardy tried their best, they were unable to contain their Read more
College USC Students Hold Séance to Contact Café 84 and Ground Zero November 21, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch 4193 Views by Matt Hanisch USC Campus - On Thursday night, a group of students gathered to use other-worldly means to contact Read more
College USC Dean Daley “Monitoring” the Bryan Singer Situation Like Freshman “Monitoring” his GPA November 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch 3965 Views by Matt Hanisch USC - Elizabeth Daley, dean of USC’s School of Cinematic Arts, responded to a petition to change Read more
Local Man with Hokey Pokey Addiction Finally Turns Himself Around April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Matt Hanisch 3590 Views by Matt Hanisch PASADENA, CA -- After a long, dizzying battle, Jimmy Norton has finally overcome his addiction to the Read more
Local Kid with Peanut Allergy Won’t Stop Making Such a Big Deal About It April 19, 2017 Matt Hanisch 2918 Views by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA -- Eugene Harris has a history of shoving his problems in other people’s faces, Read more
Local Only Thing Missing from Bride’s Extensive Wedding Plans Is Actual Groom March 24, 2017March 24, 2017 Matt Hanisch 3603 Views by Matt Hanisch BOISE, ID -- It’s the day she’s been dreaming about forever, and it’s just around the corner. Read more
College USC Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!” March 1, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch 3138 Views by Matt Hanisch USC -- Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left Read more
Local That One Kid Still Laughing at Professor’s Joke January 19, 2017 Matt Hanisch 3209 Views by Matt Hanisch TAPER HALL — Sources indicate that “that one kid” is still cracking up about the corny joke Read more
Videos Wow! This Tour Guide Said “F**k It” and Decided to Give an Honest Tour of Campus January 13, 2017 Matt Hanisch 4166 Views written and directed by Matt Hanisch starring Kim Rogers Read more
Local Politics Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out November 30, 2016June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch 3278 Views by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to Read more