Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead
By Mia Young WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an official press release, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas suggested that women seeking
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“I Heart New York” Shirt Not Looking So Hot Right Now
By Mia Young Photo by @trommelkopf on Unsplash
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Area Woman a Libra Sun, Taurus Rising, Narcissist
By Mia Young ALBANY, NY – Area woman Janet Craig is not only a Libra sun and Taurus rising, but
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John Mulaney Already Rushing To Find New Wife To Do Material About
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Finals Week Coincidentally Also My Final Week
By Mia Young Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels
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Astrology Alert! My Son Has Cancer
By Mia Young
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Area Man No Longer Area Man After Fleeing Country To Evade Tax Fraud
By Mia Young OMAHA, NE – Area man Robert Peterson has rescinded his title of “area man” after being forced
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Wow! This Vintage Reseller Can Go Fuck Themself!
By Mia Young NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that area college student and so-called vintage reseller Julia Schiff can
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