Tim Walz Sticks Landing on Surprisingly Tasteful Tupac Costume

By Phineas Kelly WASHINGTON, DC – Vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz made a stir on the campaign trail this week after

Trojans Learn An Important Lesson In Friendship, Lose 24-27

By Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES – As USC students and faculty grow frustrated with the additional security at all campus

By Phineas Kelly USA – As Americans near and far celebrate the birthday of our favorite nation, we remember the

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In an exciting twist for upcoming graduates, USC announced that all open internship

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In a stunning victory, divorcee Jason Gantt, 47, successfully convinced his two children,

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – According to multiple attendees, that enormous cheer that erupted from the party moments

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – On Saturday, the Academy of Motion Pictures announced that USC Sophomore Jacob Stall