Sad: Neither of This Man’s Secret Families Wished Him Happy Father’s Day
By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Saying that the situation had shaken his trust in his families, local man
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School of Dramatic Arts Announces Performative Activism Class
By Preston Long Against the backdrop of rampant inequality and rising social tensions, The School of Dramatic Arts announced a
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History Repeats Itself: It’s January 6th Again
By Preston Long WASHINGTON – Exactly one year after the darkest day in recent memory, millions of Americans were shocked
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Apology: We Wrote a Report on Biden’s Fiscal Policy, But Devious Leprechauns Dyed it Green
By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA —At its founding, the Sack of Troy dedicated itself to one thing: holding the
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Sadomasochist Lego Man Likes Being Stepped On
By Preston Long Photo by Marcel Straub on Unsplash
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Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Warn Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots
By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced its new
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Jeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s
By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was caught
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