Professor Narrowly Diffuses Ticking Time-Bomb of YouTube Autoplay
by Quinton Buxton, Colin McIsaac TAPER HALL — After showing a YouTube video in his lecture, Professor Crispin Wen’s students watched Read more
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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella
by Quinton Buxton USC -- As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students Read more
Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”
by Quinton Buxton USC -- With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of Read more
“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign
by Quinton Buxton THE ROW -- This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown Read more
New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office
by Quinton Buxton USC -- In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the Read more
How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You
by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order Read more
Controversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court
by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. -- After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case Read more
Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway
by Quinton Buxton USC -- Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble Read more
Disappointed Student Continuously Settles for Cereal at EVK
by Quinton Buxton EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN — Earlier today, the dining halls opened their doors for the lunch rush. The kitchen Read more