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by Mimi Evans USC -- Particle physics professor Steve Karim has a PhD in Quantum Theory. He understands nearly everything Read more
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Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza
by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when Read more
Shy Girl Breaks Out of Shell, Reveals She’s a Mutant Lizard
by Mimi Evans USC — It was early Friday morning when the students in Introduction to Ecology noticed something amiss. When Read more
“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake
by Mimi Evans USC -- Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda Read more
Student Haunted by Memory of Sarcastic Personal Introduction Taken Literally
by Mimi Evans USC -- At exactly 11:43 AM on Monday, August 22nd, freshman Heather Lian made the most embarrassing Read more
Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer
by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying Read more
Thesaurus.com Shuts Down, This Is Very Not Good For Everyone
by Mimi Evans REFERENCE.COM HQ — Thesaurus.com shut down on Tuesday amid concerns from lawmakers that it encouraged diversity of Read more
Depressed Girl Undergoes Miraculous Personality Change After Being Told to Smile
by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Riya Patel was riding the Metro Expo line alone on Saturday night when Read more