Students Asked Not To Imagine Commencement As It Could Incite Violence
By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA – With commencement now canceled, USC has asked that students stop engaging in imagining what
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The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions
By Izzy Ster and Bill Rockas Glitz! Glamour! Whites! Sack of Troy has all the accurate predictions made for the
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30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars
By Staff It was reported that USC tuition will rise by 5%. While USC students may be concerned, The Sack
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We found 95 instances of plagiarism in a USC scientist’s new book. Sales have been suspended
By Staff The publication of a new book by Dr. David Agus, the media-friendly USC oncologist who leads the Lawrence
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Sack of Troy’s Couple’s Costumes
Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a
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Uh Oh! The Two Little Goblins Who Rub Their Gritty Mitts Together In Order To Generate Enough Power For The USC Wifi Have Died
By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA – Egads! The teeny tiny fellers who hide beneath the Doheny bookstacks have been shot,
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Top 10 GILFS Who Died Before I Got The Chance
By Staff Queen Elizabeth of England died at age 96 last week, and it’s times like these when I wonder
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Capitalist Nightmare: Sickly Woman Forced to Work Until The Day She Died
By Mia Young and Preston Long LONDON, ENGLAND — In a shocking display of cruel, capitalistic inhumanity, area old woman
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Rejected Met Gala Themes
Our journalists at The Sack of Troy obtained leaked documents from the Met Gala, and based on the principle of
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