Local Indie Boy Only Watches Black and White Films, Doesn’t See Color
By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK CITY, NY – As activism becomes more and more performative, NYC film critic Jacob Milnirsh
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Fraternity Shatters Glass Ceiling, 14 Injured
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – A local fraternity shattered glass ceilings last night at their biggest party of
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Good Will Hunting Just a Name For Depop Resellers Now
By Sarah Cortina Photo by Nosiuol on Unsplash
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Britney Spears to Be Legally Bound to Another Man
By Sarah Cortina “Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Tour (Toronto)” by hnkkk is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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Hot Girl Summer Now Hot When I Pee Summer
By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — The summer of being vaxxed and waxed turned south for self-proclaimed ‘Chicago hot girl’
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CDC Suggests Deterring Delta, Beta Variants by Asking Them to Name Five Brothers
By Sarah Cortina “Frat houses…” by techbint is licensed under CC BY 2.0
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Area Man: “If It’s Pride Month, Why Won’t My Dad Say He’s Proud of Me?”
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Despite it being pride month, Jason Green’s father still is not proud of
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Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time
SUEZ CANAL, EGYPT – Seamen have reported yet another hold up in the Suez Canal this morning, but this time,
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Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this
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