Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES -- While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as Read more
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Half Post-it Note Over Laptop Webcam Not Getting Paid Nearly Enough for What it Sees
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – In today’s economy, it’s hard to find work, and for those lucky few that Read more
Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship
by Thomas Marshall USC -- Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New Read more
I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers
by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep Read more
Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert
“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”
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Poor Kid Without ‘Pokémon Go’ Just Throwing Rocks At Animals In Park
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett LAKEWOOD PARK -- I was reading in the park the other day, when all Read more
Treasury Makes 3/5ths Compromise, Puts Harriet Tubman on $12 Bill
by Thomas Marshall US TREASURY -- A nationwide poll was conducted recently, and abolitionist Harriet Tubman was chosen to be Read more
Lonely Man Excited for Chocolate to Go On Sale February 15
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – Local sad man Jack Stanfield spent this past Valentine’s Day eagerly awaiting for unsold Read more
Failed Alcoholic Becomes Writer
by Thomas Marshall WRITER’S CAFÉ -- In his younger years, Jack-Francis Jerome was your average, semi-successful alcoholic. He was well Read more
‘Nose Still Missing’ Reports Baby
by Thomas Marshall BRENTWOOD, CA -- 2 year old Gabby Higgins reports that her nose, taken yesterday by her visiting Read more