Girl Gets Parents to Fund Trip to Cabo by Saying She Can Get Around Tariffs
By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Trying to get your parents to spend even more money on your
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Top 10 Rights I’m Gonna Miss Having
By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – America’s 45th, 47th, and final president Donald Trump has announced many concepts
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USC Announces Multi-Million, Top-of-the-Line, Revolutionary Program to Debut Right After You Graduate
By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – USC administration announced this morning that they would soon be debuting an
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Centrist Having A Really Good January
By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In the face of fire, war, and the death of American democracy,
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USC Defunds Daily Trojan to Fund Sack of Troy
By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the Daily Trojan announcing that USC has slashed their
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OPINION: Start The Steal
By Violet Wang Washington, D.C. – Listen up liberals, the jig is up. We need to start the steal. I
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Entire Department Conspires to Grant Your D-Clearance As Late As Possible
By Violet Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Like the Romans persecuting Jesus Christ, sources say the entirety of your major’s
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