USC Defunds Daily Trojan to Fund Sack of Troy

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the Daily Trojan announcing that USC has slashed their

Scheduling A Mandatory Meeting, And 5 Other Signs That Your Academic Advisor Wants You

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – As class registration for next semester rolls around once again, emails are flying

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – As the Trojans concluded their lackluster Big 10 season with a loss to

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Josh Andrews, beloved by his female friends for being a “sassy man”, is

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again! We all finally have an excuse to

By Noelle Medina BEVERLY HILLS, CA – A naive young girl near you has just gotten into her first committed

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES – After USC’s loss to alleged school University of Maryland, scientists have concluded that self-inflicted

By Violet Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Like the Romans persecuting Jesus Christ, sources say the entirety of your major’s

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– I think it’s really cute that you’re spending this fall break goofing off at