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LOS ANGELES, CA – Following USC lifting its indoor mask requirement beginning Monday, students across all majors of study fell

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By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of rampant COVID-19 exposures and a 5% positivity rate, the Dean

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC Inter Fraternity Council has finally come to a consensus on how

By Charlie McCollum LOS ANGELES, CA — Local film snob and well-publicized threat to women everywhere Marcel Caspér was found

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Jeff Bezos was spotted chatting up Carol Folt on Trousdale claiming, “Doesn’t Bezos

By Josh Wolk We’re excited to announce that Los Globos will be bundling a USC Hotel reservation with our brand

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The School of Cinematic Arts has reportedly shut down after leftist students seized

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Attendee Chad Watson was disappointed upon witnessing Sparky, an American Pit Bull Terrier,

By Alexandra Ornes “It was Mac’s ghost, I’m 100% sure. He was surrounded by a cloud of smoke. Then again

By Lola Gilmore LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of a minor earthquake that occurred 17 miles southeast of